I have made the ridiculous decision to think positively. Maybe it's not what one would call "optimism"....more like delusional thinking--but here goes.
Things to look forward to in the next few years:
1--Less clutter! I am so sick of cheap plastic toys, shoes, and other crappola being so cheaply available, that all anyone ever wants anymore is walk in closets and storage space. Now, you will have your one pair of pants and like it.
2--Real change in the fight against obesity. "Let's Move" didn't really work. Maybe "Don't be a Piggy" will.
3--Watching the right wingers wake up and realize they now have nobody to be angry at--but themselves! Have fun writing your next book Anne Coulter: "I Got What I Want, Adios me!"
4--The Gun Industry will go bankrupt. Fear of liberals "taking your guns" drives up ammunition and gun sales---a "we love guns" administration sells nothing.
5--Conspiracy nuts will have to go after martians now. Blaming the Government for inside jobs (like staging all the mass shootings) was quite easy and convenient. Their conspiracies are going to have to get much more creative now...good luck harassing space aliens on Facebook!!
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