Part of the job description for "mom" , includes the tedious task of just sitting and waiting in the car for some activity to be over...As I despise social media, and can't really read in the dark, --my default activity has become listening to obscure radio stations (thank you satellite radio!)
Somewhere between Canadian news and unknown comedians, I have happened to stumble upon interviews with various conservative loud mouths. And here is the gruesome discovery I have made: the Republican party has been infiltrated by aliens. I'm not sure if it was some sort of brain sucking device, remote mind control, drugs or good old abduction--but it has happened folks.
Exhibit A: the always angry, (maybe she should just eat more)-- Anne Coulter. Imagine my surprise, when I heard her in a recent interview saying terms like; "We are against the ruling elite" and open borders only help the "top 1 %"... What? What? I kept hitting the info button on the radio to make sure this really was an interview with a well known crazy conservative!?
Afterwards, I heard another brain suck victim speak-- conservative Laura Ingraham bleating the same freakin talking points: "The ruling class", "Corporate America and big banks control everything" and "we need to stop the 1%"..Why are they sounding like hipsters at Occupy Wall Street? And how did a corrupt, creepy millionaire like Trump become the leader of the anti-elite??? Who sucked out their brains?? Or worse--why are people believing them???
But that's not all!!!! These clever aliens were not only busy lobotomizing the conservative party, they also had a field day with vast amounts of evangelical Christian voters.
How else do you get a high percentage of Christians polling that they will willing vote for a perverted serial adulterer, who always covets thy neighbors wife...??
I heard the Mormons were not fooled though..because they have special magic underwear that repels invisible lobotomies. Very clever. Very clever.
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