Dear Dingo:
Why would a prominent person keep tweeting unverified falsehoods about *so called* "illegal voters". If they even exist--who are they?
Answer:
They are dogs. My canine compadres and I communicate secretly via "Barker". We are part of a vast network of sleuth four legged voters. Not only do we stand upright and wear colorful outfits, we ride from precinct to precinct in fancy buses while nibbling on rawhide chews. After departing our bus, we eagerly present fake driver's licenses to the clueless pollsters, sign by paw and fool everybody! This has already been reported by "numerous sources", so you know it must be true...
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