Dear Dingo:
I just read that our pervert president has 24 carat gold seat belt buckles on his private jet. I know the dude is rich, but how does he justify such lavishness in a world where children are dying of famine?
Answer:
There is a strange phenomena amongst millionaires and billionaires, where they actually believe they have been working much harder than everyone else... Even if they are only attending meetings, sitting on comfy chairs and nibbling frog legs, they always believe: "my 'work' is worth boatloads of money, while your silly 'work' is not!
For example, if a millionaire makes 5 million dollars in one year (from say rigged slot machines, designing a jewelry line or a tacky real estate project), they are delusional enough to believe the 4,000 hours they worked in one year (and that would be if they even worked 12 hour days) deserves $1,250 per hour !
That's right kids--the same billionaires that don't want to raise the minimum wage--feel that yelling at subordinates, looking at blueprints or negotiating, is 300 times more work than cleaning nasty bathrooms at Home Depot! Got it ?!
And regarding those starving children....Boo hoo....Remember, that in Steve Bannon's world, those brown third world kiddos are nothing but a drain on Western society anyway...Real children (especially those the pro-lifers are fighting for) can only be precious white zygotes, conceived during drunken frat parties...Hope that is clear now ;)
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