Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Democrats Would Never Get Away With It

Dear Dingo:
I am concerned that Republicans just don't seem to give a damn that their "president" is a dangerous pathological liar, who may or may not be experiencing dementia. They would not have allowed a Democrat to get away with 1% of this current nonsense. What gives??

Answer:
One word--THE AGENDA

Republicans have been licking wounds for many years-- whining that they have not been able to implement their "awesome agenda". Finally the proverbial ball is in their court ! Quite frankly it did not matter if Republicans had voted for Spongebob or a sea serpent, as long as he allowed them to proceed with their diabolical plans...

What is their agenda you ask??

A) Open up public lands to drill for more oil, for no reason whatsoever !! ha! There is currently low demand for oil and low cost per barrel. Nonsensical policy also ignores what people really want --  electric cars.

B) Low taxes for old rich people. That will teach the poor a good lesson! 

C) No access to health care. Again--that will teach the weak and sickly to pull themselves up out of their wheelchairs and off their respirators and get back to all the work the coal mines will be providing!

D) Normalize sexual harassment. After all, back when America was great, who didn't enjoy a good ass pinching or exposed penis ? Besides, that is what keeps men hetero!

E) Finally-- nuclear war. Too bad that once the precious republican agenda gets passed, we won't be around to enjoy it.  But it sure was fun while it lasted!!!


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