Confirmed. Trump Alien

Dear Dingo:
A few days back I read in the real news about a 2004 UFO sighting by a Navy pilot. It was taken quite seriously and even led to a secret government space program. 13 years have passed since then, but no aliens! Where did they go?

Answer:
Have you seen the movie Men in Black?? Well it is exactly like that. Secret Government programs and aliens among us. 
You know how in the movie the aliens are wearing human bodies as disguises? Well what do you think your current president is? An alien in a Trump suit!

The Evidence:

* Alien Trump has let his native language slip out with words such as: Covfefe and bigly. He often struggles with the English language, like any alien or newcomer would.

* Strange slurred mouth movements during speeches & weird water drinking movements.

* Unnatural hair style, awkward skin color, odd and painful grimaces--caused by his ill fitting human 'suit'.

* Intense fear, disgust and obsession with human body fluids and women's blood--
Due to their advanced evolutionary state, aliens are naturally body fluid free. Instead of lymphatic systems and disgusting digestion, their females recycle body waste internally, pooping out roses and discharging only champagne--anything else is primitive and gross.

And What are the Aliens up to?

It is quite obvious why the aliens have put this plan in place. After sending their probe to test our natural resources back in 2004, they decided that: "yes--earth is the planet for us!" 
BUT advanced aliens are much too clever to start a tedious galactic war, instead opting to destroy us from within. It won't take long for Alien Trump to send off the nuclear tweet, setting off the end to humanity. And with that my friends, the alien's will have achieved their goal.