Dear Dingo:
There is excitement in the air as a possible presidential impeachment looms. But I am not so sure this is a worthy cause for celebration. What are your thoughts?
Answer:
Correct--before we throw the big orange baby out with the bathwater, it's important to note who the replacement would be...
A President Pence does seem safer-- no "oopsie!" nuclear wars due to a tweet typo, nor cheeseburger orgies, and he does own a cute pet bunny (who could resist that??)
But beware kiddos...Pence isn't exactly a bowl of sunshine and lollipops.
Although Pence prefers not to sleep with porn stars, he sure is in bed with the Koch brothers....(Remember them? Oil oligarchs, Dupont, agri chemicals and stainmaster???) Not exactly the industries that are into clean air, water or green innovation.
A Koch fantasy is some sort of sick deregulated world filled with crumbling infrastructure and increased chemical consumption-- where billionaires drive over the pitiful poor in roaring Hummers while sipping Cabernet.
Not one to be be out-shined, perhaps Pence will bring back his fascinating report on the safety of cigarette smoking... Never mind that, you will be all too busy attending your friends' federally mandated miscarriage funerals.
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