Tuesday, January 23, 2018

What's the Deal with Evangelicals??

Dear Dingo:
I remember a time when Evangelicals would say : "character matters", about their elected officials. But with Trifling Trump, anything goes. What happened?

Answer:
Obviously, you don't read enough Even Faker News .

All stable conspiracy theorists know that Obama and Clinton were actually satanic minions, interested only in the baking of homosexual wedding cakes and converting public restrooms into disco themed transgender hangouts. 

Trump may have an affinity for pussy grabbing and intercourse with "adult film actresses", but never mind that. Evangelicals know that at least he advocates for the Biblical principles:  "though shall own tons of guns" , respect billionaires and eat your cake straight !

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