Dear Dingo:
Dogs are social creatures, so perhaps you can help me understand social media. As I am on of those odd humanoids that has never opened a Facebook account, I am curious about the appeal for those that do partake?
Answer:
Because humans are both narcissistic and voyeuristic. And you don't sniff butts.
That's why canines don't partake in Facebook. (or maybe because we don't have fingers) but sniffing tail tells you all you need--and nobody ever sells your info !
A good butt sniff reveals:
If a bitch is in estrus ( I believe you humans call this a "status update")
Where a dog has recently been (this is more efficient than posting vacation pics)
Recent diet (think--no more annoying food photos!)
Health and pack status ( no fake news or lies- butt sniffs would beat out Twitter)
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