Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Can I order a beer with my gun please?

Dear Dingo:

I can't understand why the conservatives and NRA trust teens with weapons, but not booze. Wasn't it Ronald Reagan that raised the drinking age to 21 ? If they feel a twenty year old can't even restrain themselves around a six pack of Schlitz, why is the exact same teen to be trusted with a Ruger?

Answer:
According to the NRA--a young single mom deserves the right to defend herself (yes, actual laugh out loud NRA quote!) Because as you know, the conservatives are all about supporting young single moms, Ha!

Obviously, a conservative unthink tank, came up with the brilliant idea that teens can "turn on" their frontal lobes to "mature restraint setting" when they encounter dangerous firearms (amazing!) Apparently these very same frontal lobes malfunction when exposed to rental cars, casinos, or cocktails ! (As teens aren't allowed near any of those) What a pity the teen brain develops in such an uneven fashion....



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