Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Pecking Away at Family Values

Dear Dingo:
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??

Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.

When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house. 

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