Thursday, December 5, 2019

Why is stopbullying.gov only for the Kids?

Dear Dingo:
Not only is McDonald Trump an insecure bully, but I see he has schooled Kellyanne Conway in this subtle art form as well. Now she's hurling insults like a middle school mean girl too! What is up with these adults?

Answer:
I suggest the Trump administration looks at its own US GOV website: stopbullying.gov 
The actual copy follows:
Nobody should be mean to others. (this includes those of Tangerine racial origin)
  • Stop and think before you say or do something that could hurt someone. (twitter and crazy rallies included)
  • If you feel like being mean to someone, find something else to do. Play a game, watch TV, or talk to a friend. (or eat a cheap cheeseburger, diddle a porn star)
  • Talk to an adult (Melania) you trust. They can help you find ways to be nicer to others. (be best!)
  • Keep in mind that everyone is different. Not better or worse. Just different. (even those from shithole countries)
  • If you think you have bullied someone in the past, apologize. Everyone feels better. (fascinating concept)
There are things you can do if you are being bullied: (i.e. everyone else who is not a giant jack o lantern)

  • Look at the kid bullying you and tell him or her to stop in a calm, clear voice. You can also try to laugh it off. This works best if joking is easy for you. It could catch the kid bullying you off guard. (Jokes at NATO summits work especially well, and the bully may just get in his plane and leave) 
  • If speaking up seems too hard or not safe, walk away and stay away. Don’t fight back. Find an adult to stop the bullying on the spot. (until that adult gets fired)


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