Thursday, January 16, 2020

You Can't Choose Your Swing State Voters

Dear Dingo:
What is your own bitch perspective on the question--"can a woman be elected president?" 

Answer:
From my days as a pup in Alaska--(aka a red state full of old sexist white men)
I did witness the unlikely election of a woman candidate called.....Sarah Palin!

As much as you may want to believe that the old men were wowed by her intelligence (lol) and policy ideas, they were not. The old horn bags admitted that their decision was based solely on the important factor of her being "hot". Proudly displaying "Coldest state, hottest governor" bumper stickers on their F-350 pick up trucks. 

This my human friends, is the kind of voter you are up against when we talk about swing states. Not kombucha sipping intellectuals discussing the importance of gender pronouns. 
And until you sissy la-las understand who your voters really are, you will be doomed.


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