So we have come down to a presidential race where the current dialogue consists of debating which candidate may or may not be senile. If senility is optional in the United States, will even more delusional druids jump into the race? Such as Kanye West and his Birthday party?
May I present Mayor Rooster. He is running on the "I'll peck you platform." Completely fed up with all the squabbling of the past years, he will restore order. He is a pro wrestler, an open sexual aggressor (promises to change with therapy) and prefers bug buffets. He does not care for corruption or understanding anything. Hobbies include doing the dominance dance and opera singing. Promises to keep policy simple and will peck anyone he disagrees with, including Putin.