Dear Dingo:
Weird Al Yancovich put out a song today: "America is Doomed, the Musical".
Oh my. Should I move to Canada or Mexico?
Answer:
Tough luck--neither country is opening their borders to silly Americans any time soon. You are stuck here with the rest of us Gringo!
In the meantime...Cheer up, we are not doomed (yet). Elected officials must have some recollection (or at least a manual somewhere) on how to act like civil adults, once the Tasmanian devil is expelled...
And no matter how many times the giant toddler screams about voter fraud, he is to be ignored. Remember-- this is a man who was undermined by clever Tik Tok teens tanking his Tulsa rally!
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