Sunday, September 27, 2020

Please Share the Debate Drugs

 Dear Dingo:
What to make of Trumpsters crazy claim, that Biden is taking some sort of drugs to increase his cognitive performance?


Answer:
If Trump really thought Biden was taking some sort of miracle cognition pills, he would ask for some too. Not because Trumpster thinks his own fuzzy brain could benefit from these mystery pills,  but because Trump LOVES money. Imagine the sales potential here!

New from AstraZeneca: 
"Ask your doctor about JoeCog. The only FDA approved substance to increase your IQ biggly! No side effects! Safe for Gramps and Meemaw!  Dementia is last weeks news with JoeCog! You too can have the stamina to debate your favorite Socialist for hours on end! Ask for it by name: JoeCog ."
(not available in Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico) 

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