Dear Dingo:
It seems these "Trump train" pick-up truck parties are becoming increasingly common as they block traffic and chase campaign buses.
What gives?
Answer:
Well the GOP campaign has an obvious budget shortfall. The best campaign advisors are just a tad too spendy, so being frugal conservatives and all, they simply found some consultants mingling in front of the Des Moines Wal Mart.
Recommendations include: sway undecided voters by marketing yourself as the party of monster trucks and bullying. It that is not enough, try traffic jams--heard that is a favorite of residents in the garden state!
Everyone aspires to being a loud mouth redneck. Other campaign branding events to look forward to:
Assorted Hooting and Hollering, GOP sanctioned squirrel hunts, jalopy hoarding for beginners, skeet shooting for toddlers, and coming soon on HGTV: Blue Tarp, Red Hat--a tutorial in roofing repairs.
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