Dear Dingo:
Why are conservatives (or republicans) so nasty and mean to others? It seems that many right wing blogs and politicians have no problem screaming hurtful and mean words. Are they even aware that others perceive them as as bullies and purveyors of cruel policies?
Answer:
Scientists have discovered that republican and democrat brains are wired differently (true fact!) Conservatives feel the world is full of threats and thus cling to outdated notions of 'social order' and guns. Liberals are too "dumb" to see these threats, because their brains are wired to perceive empathy instead.
You silly humans have actually developed a term for when canines act like republicans--it's called fear aggression. Every dog whisper knows that snapping at all perceived threats is a behavior that requires modification. If not modified, fear aggression is treated with a muzzle. Not sure how to put one on Trump or L. Graham....but it's worth a try.
Dingo speaks
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Friday, January 13, 2017
Thanks Techies
Dear Dingo:
I was researching a teen comments board about the appropriate age to get an iPhone, and was kind of sickened by how many young (preteen) kids used the words "depressed" and "crying", in regards to how they felt about not having an iPhone. Apparently, the world ends if fellow peers "social updates" are not followed every hour of the day. Do parents really feel this is the appropriate way to raise the next generation of children?
Answer:
Homo sapiens have an incredible need to "follow the pack", dogs and wolves understand this innate desire well, as it is quite useful for cohesion in a tribal system or hunting on the Tundra. However, this instinct becomes entirely maladaptive when it impedes a parent's ability to say "no" to fancy phones and technology.
Nobody wants to be mocked for being 'left out of the social media pack". So this ridiculous device, used primarily for porn and cyber bullying, becomes the new necessity...
Studies already show teen anxiety surging, but only time will tell how much shorter attention spans will become, or how much lewdness becomes normalized. (Disregard the president elect, whose childhood rotary phone apparently led to the same offensive behaviors....;)
I was researching a teen comments board about the appropriate age to get an iPhone, and was kind of sickened by how many young (preteen) kids used the words "depressed" and "crying", in regards to how they felt about not having an iPhone. Apparently, the world ends if fellow peers "social updates" are not followed every hour of the day. Do parents really feel this is the appropriate way to raise the next generation of children?
Answer:
Homo sapiens have an incredible need to "follow the pack", dogs and wolves understand this innate desire well, as it is quite useful for cohesion in a tribal system or hunting on the Tundra. However, this instinct becomes entirely maladaptive when it impedes a parent's ability to say "no" to fancy phones and technology.
Nobody wants to be mocked for being 'left out of the social media pack". So this ridiculous device, used primarily for porn and cyber bullying, becomes the new necessity...
Studies already show teen anxiety surging, but only time will tell how much shorter attention spans will become, or how much lewdness becomes normalized. (Disregard the president elect, whose childhood rotary phone apparently led to the same offensive behaviors....;)
Saturday, January 7, 2017
Only Bullies Need Stupid
Dear Dingo:
I noticed that the orange lunatic that will be the next US president, tweeted that "only stupid people don't want to be friends with Russia". Why does this Putin puppet constantly talk like a naughty 3rd grader?
Answer:
Bullying 101 : always use demeaning and immature words to degrade others and assert yourself, as this requires less energy than throwing aimless punches.
Keeping with the spirit of the 'make America hate again' vocabulary, let me explain why it is in fact, stupid to be friends with Putin.
Putin and company are not only corrupt thugs, they are huge fans of Russian (and Soviet) propaganda--because it works!! (For those too stupid to know, propaganda in the US is now called "fake news"). Propaganda gets shit done in Russia, as it confuses people and weakens democracy. When people loose trust in the stupid system and question the stupid mainstream media-- corrupt and ineffective leaders gain power to inflict their stupid agendas. But the agendas are not just stupid in Russia, they are dangerous. (Ask Ukraine or any intellectual that has been sent to the stupid Gulag).
I noticed that the orange lunatic that will be the next US president, tweeted that "only stupid people don't want to be friends with Russia". Why does this Putin puppet constantly talk like a naughty 3rd grader?
Answer:
Bullying 101 : always use demeaning and immature words to degrade others and assert yourself, as this requires less energy than throwing aimless punches.
Keeping with the spirit of the 'make America hate again' vocabulary, let me explain why it is in fact, stupid to be friends with Putin.
Putin and company are not only corrupt thugs, they are huge fans of Russian (and Soviet) propaganda--because it works!! (For those too stupid to know, propaganda in the US is now called "fake news"). Propaganda gets shit done in Russia, as it confuses people and weakens democracy. When people loose trust in the stupid system and question the stupid mainstream media-- corrupt and ineffective leaders gain power to inflict their stupid agendas. But the agendas are not just stupid in Russia, they are dangerous. (Ask Ukraine or any intellectual that has been sent to the stupid Gulag).
Thursday, January 5, 2017
The Toad in the Swamp
Dear Dingo:
How do I stop reading crappy news feed comments? I can't peel my eyes away from the crazy blue collar folks fawning over the billionaire Trumps, commending them for their "hard earned" wealth. Or reading pro-Putin remarks from people who can't even find Russia on a map!
I feel like I am watching a house fly celebrate the giant toad that is about to gobble him whole. Terrible, yet intriguing in a sick way.
Dear addicted to comments:
At least you figured out what the 'house fly' has been told to believe, which is more than the DNC could do. Perhaps they should read more crazy internet comments next election?
In the meantime, please be patient. At some point, Trump voters will start to feel the sticky toad tongue sucking them into a very dark place. Let's just hope we all don't wind up in the abyss.
How do I stop reading crappy news feed comments? I can't peel my eyes away from the crazy blue collar folks fawning over the billionaire Trumps, commending them for their "hard earned" wealth. Or reading pro-Putin remarks from people who can't even find Russia on a map!
I feel like I am watching a house fly celebrate the giant toad that is about to gobble him whole. Terrible, yet intriguing in a sick way.
Dear addicted to comments:
At least you figured out what the 'house fly' has been told to believe, which is more than the DNC could do. Perhaps they should read more crazy internet comments next election?
In the meantime, please be patient. At some point, Trump voters will start to feel the sticky toad tongue sucking them into a very dark place. Let's just hope we all don't wind up in the abyss.
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Now About those Billionaires
Dear Dingo:
I can not understand why so many working class Americans believe that a republican billionaire actually cares about them. Trump doesn't even pay taxes, while laughing at the middle class chumps that do.
Answer:
Apparently, the best way to fool the people is to put on a red ball cap, make fun of others and sexually harass women. "He ain't no liar or elite, he just like my buddy in the trailer next door!!
Because, as we all know, your buddy next door would make an excellent president.
Question:
Will the Trump voters even notice that the administration is filling up with all sorts of billionaires, not just the 'trustworthy' ones that grab women's privates?
Answer:
No. Not until the DNC figures out that the only way to get out the message is through cute cat videos or porn. Maybe then people will pay attention to 'real news'.
I can not understand why so many working class Americans believe that a republican billionaire actually cares about them. Trump doesn't even pay taxes, while laughing at the middle class chumps that do.
Answer:
Apparently, the best way to fool the people is to put on a red ball cap, make fun of others and sexually harass women. "He ain't no liar or elite, he just like my buddy in the trailer next door!!
Because, as we all know, your buddy next door would make an excellent president.
Question:
Will the Trump voters even notice that the administration is filling up with all sorts of billionaires, not just the 'trustworthy' ones that grab women's privates?
Answer:
No. Not until the DNC figures out that the only way to get out the message is through cute cat videos or porn. Maybe then people will pay attention to 'real news'.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Russians? What Russians?
Dear Dingo:
I just saw an interview with President Obama, in which he asks the question: why was the press obsessed with reading Clinton emails, but not the fact that Russians were hacking emails?
Can you answer this ?
Answer:
Yes I can. First of all, Americans have forgotten all about the Russians. As there is no reality show about them (at least in English) they have no idea about Putin or his kind of politics. To the average American, Russia is just some big country over yonder-- a chunk of land visible only to Sarah Palin. Maybe it is chilly, so they wear big coats and drink vodka, perfectly harmless ;)
Secondly, there are many under-educated folks, who seem to love being told what to think. So if you tell them--"you should really worry about Clinton emails" about 100 times per week, or just repeat the word "Benghazi", they will in fact do so. Lastly, if that doesn't get folks motivated--they simply recirculate Facebook posts about bizarre Clinton child predation schemes involving D.C. Pizza parlors.
The obvious solution: a new TV show for Americans called : "Keeping up with the Putins", it will involve tigers, shirtless Putin selfies, drab apartment buildings, poisonings and nuclear proliferation. Great television and Russia explained.
I just saw an interview with President Obama, in which he asks the question: why was the press obsessed with reading Clinton emails, but not the fact that Russians were hacking emails?
Can you answer this ?
Answer:
Yes I can. First of all, Americans have forgotten all about the Russians. As there is no reality show about them (at least in English) they have no idea about Putin or his kind of politics. To the average American, Russia is just some big country over yonder-- a chunk of land visible only to Sarah Palin. Maybe it is chilly, so they wear big coats and drink vodka, perfectly harmless ;)
Secondly, there are many under-educated folks, who seem to love being told what to think. So if you tell them--"you should really worry about Clinton emails" about 100 times per week, or just repeat the word "Benghazi", they will in fact do so. Lastly, if that doesn't get folks motivated--they simply recirculate Facebook posts about bizarre Clinton child predation schemes involving D.C. Pizza parlors.
The obvious solution: a new TV show for Americans called : "Keeping up with the Putins", it will involve tigers, shirtless Putin selfies, drab apartment buildings, poisonings and nuclear proliferation. Great television and Russia explained.
Friday, December 2, 2016
You are Whiny , but I am Awesome
Dear Dingo:
I have noticed that conservative commentators, windbags, fake press, you name it, call the anti-Trump protesters "whiny crybabies". Isn't this just plain weird , as Trump himself wanted to protest the election if he lost, and many protesters are in fact repulsed by him, not even his politics?
Answer:
Dear confused liberal. One of the reasons it is so hard to comprehend the current conservative political climate is that you need to understand, they don't care about your feelings or facts. The "winning strategy" is called: dehumanize and humiliate.
This works rather well in the canine world, and the GOP may have stolen the idea from the dogs. I make sure to obnoxiously sniff, mount and stare down the omega dog in my own household (daily!)--just to make sure the hairy bastard stays in his place. The sooner you delusional Democrats realize the other side doesn't care about your facts and feelings-- but instead will continue to mount you from behind, the better!
I have noticed that conservative commentators, windbags, fake press, you name it, call the anti-Trump protesters "whiny crybabies". Isn't this just plain weird , as Trump himself wanted to protest the election if he lost, and many protesters are in fact repulsed by him, not even his politics?
Answer:
Dear confused liberal. One of the reasons it is so hard to comprehend the current conservative political climate is that you need to understand, they don't care about your feelings or facts. The "winning strategy" is called: dehumanize and humiliate.
This works rather well in the canine world, and the GOP may have stolen the idea from the dogs. I make sure to obnoxiously sniff, mount and stare down the omega dog in my own household (daily!)--just to make sure the hairy bastard stays in his place. The sooner you delusional Democrats realize the other side doesn't care about your facts and feelings-- but instead will continue to mount you from behind, the better!
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