Dear Dingo:
I just read in the NYTimes that our current "EPA" is getting set to roll back mercury emission regulations. Apparently, the cost to the coal industry is much higher than the associated cost savings of health and environmental benefits.
Am I understating this correctly ?
Our government is really saying that the quality of human health or the earth's environment comes down to dollar amounts ? Are we all just numbers ?
Answer:
Of course! The coal industry is not responsible for your "air", they are not forcing you to breathe or anything!! Same with nature--if those cheapskate birds, bugs, rivers, clouds and trees would simply pay their fair share to the coal industry, the industry would gladly assist them!
Dingo speaks
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Sunday, August 19, 2018
Censoring Conservative Voices????
Dear Dingo:
So I read that the Orange Ogre is now claiming social media companies are censoring "conservative voices". It appears that he is referring to the conspiracy creature known as Alex Jones. Is he seriously stating that creepy conspiracies are part of the Republican party and considered their 'voice' ??
Answer:
Of course! Welcome to New Conservatism. To heck with William Buckley, the "Conservative Voice" is now Infowars-- brought to you by a community college drop out that may or may not be wearing a tin hat !
Facts and science are for sissy Democrats. Today's Conservatives would rather talk about Government agencies planning staged school shootings, fake moon landings and pedophile pizza parties. Those conservative "Think Tank" meetings must be quite riveting...
So I read that the Orange Ogre is now claiming social media companies are censoring "conservative voices". It appears that he is referring to the conspiracy creature known as Alex Jones. Is he seriously stating that creepy conspiracies are part of the Republican party and considered their 'voice' ??
Answer:
Of course! Welcome to New Conservatism. To heck with William Buckley, the "Conservative Voice" is now Infowars-- brought to you by a community college drop out that may or may not be wearing a tin hat !
Facts and science are for sissy Democrats. Today's Conservatives would rather talk about Government agencies planning staged school shootings, fake moon landings and pedophile pizza parties. Those conservative "Think Tank" meetings must be quite riveting...
Monday, July 23, 2018
Providing More Choices?
Dear Dingo:
I recently read that the 'though shall not be named' administration is pushing the World Health Organization to weaken it's stance on breast feeding. The 'administration' claims that they simply want women to have more "choices" and this has nothing to do with funds from formula makers....could this be true??
Answer:
But of course!
The current 'administration" is all about excellent choices for all Americans!!
Now you are finally able to choose increased fuel consumption, reduced water quality or less of those pesky National Monuments.
How about the choice to attend bogus for-profit universities with no discernible educational outcome!? Or the choice to have weakened consumer protections??
Even the choice to shoot your mother if she is experiencing a mental health crisis! (take that Obamacare-- preexisting conditions: solved).
Yes, yes- as we all know, they are very, very concerned with women's choices. Just look at the Supreme Court nominations!
I recently read that the 'though shall not be named' administration is pushing the World Health Organization to weaken it's stance on breast feeding. The 'administration' claims that they simply want women to have more "choices" and this has nothing to do with funds from formula makers....could this be true??
Answer:
But of course!
The current 'administration" is all about excellent choices for all Americans!!
Now you are finally able to choose increased fuel consumption, reduced water quality or less of those pesky National Monuments.
How about the choice to attend bogus for-profit universities with no discernible educational outcome!? Or the choice to have weakened consumer protections??
Even the choice to shoot your mother if she is experiencing a mental health crisis! (take that Obamacare-- preexisting conditions: solved).
Yes, yes- as we all know, they are very, very concerned with women's choices. Just look at the Supreme Court nominations!
Monday, June 25, 2018
Attacking the Red Hen and New American Morals
Dear Dingo:
Please explain why in "our new America" it is perfectly fine to refuse baking a gay couple a sugary cake, yet outrage ensues if there is moral objection to a Trump employee?
Answer:
In today's America "moral rights" only matter if they poll well for the RNC --- otherwise known as the "Church of Trump".
For example: the Catholic Pope feels climate change is a real and morally important issue--but guess what? Doesn't matter! The "Church of Trump" trumps this !
Other important moral stances of "Church of Trump" or COT.
COT beliefs:
* Sex with porn stars is perfectly ok, as long as you lie to your wife about it
* Immigrants are only to be used for tacos and Trump's marriages
* Pre-existing medical conditions are your own problem
* Cakes are for straight people, the gays can have quinoa
* Guns are perfectly harmless, almost like cotton balls
* Incest is fine, as long as your daughter is hot
With these new confusing moral values, it probably makes more sense to simply join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, at least they have consistency and a beer volcano.
Please explain why in "our new America" it is perfectly fine to refuse baking a gay couple a sugary cake, yet outrage ensues if there is moral objection to a Trump employee?
Answer:
In today's America "moral rights" only matter if they poll well for the RNC --- otherwise known as the "Church of Trump".
For example: the Catholic Pope feels climate change is a real and morally important issue--but guess what? Doesn't matter! The "Church of Trump" trumps this !
Other important moral stances of "Church of Trump" or COT.
COT beliefs:
* Sex with porn stars is perfectly ok, as long as you lie to your wife about it
* Immigrants are only to be used for tacos and Trump's marriages
* Pre-existing medical conditions are your own problem
* Cakes are for straight people, the gays can have quinoa
* Guns are perfectly harmless, almost like cotton balls
* Incest is fine, as long as your daughter is hot
With these new confusing moral values, it probably makes more sense to simply join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, at least they have consistency and a beer volcano.
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Pecking Away at Family Values
Dear Dingo:
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??
Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.
When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house.
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??
Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.
When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house.
Sunday, June 10, 2018
What is the Fortnite Phenomena ??
Dear Dingo:
Being something of a luddite, I do not know much about video games. I do know that there is a game called Fortnite that involves shooting and is wildly popular with the kiddos. What else should I know about this game?
Answer:
It is the NRA's epic fantasy world. FINALLY everyone has tons of guns!
( if you have not seen it--watch a Youtube video of the game being played).
In this NRA wet dream, guns, guns are everywhere! Run around shoot everyone (because otherwise someone will shoot you) then take their guns and look for more people to kill! yay!
And how nice--they don't even show any blood, so you can enjoying killing without the guilt--double yay !
I certainly believe the whole endeavor is funded by the NRA, as the kiddies are all super crazy addicted--or how stockholders of the gun industry see them--future customers !!
Being something of a luddite, I do not know much about video games. I do know that there is a game called Fortnite that involves shooting and is wildly popular with the kiddos. What else should I know about this game?
Answer:
It is the NRA's epic fantasy world. FINALLY everyone has tons of guns!
( if you have not seen it--watch a Youtube video of the game being played).
In this NRA wet dream, guns, guns are everywhere! Run around shoot everyone (because otherwise someone will shoot you) then take their guns and look for more people to kill! yay!
And how nice--they don't even show any blood, so you can enjoying killing without the guilt--double yay !
I certainly believe the whole endeavor is funded by the NRA, as the kiddies are all super crazy addicted--or how stockholders of the gun industry see them--future customers !!
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Violent Animals or Humans?
Dear Dingo:
As an actual animal, what are your thoughts on the Predator-in-Chief referring to violent gangs as "animals" ?
Answer:
I pity the Presidential predator. He obviously has no idea what an animal even is. The most common animals on earth are in fact nematodes, otherwise known as worms. Worms are not violent, nor are they affiliated with any gangs. They certainly don't deal narcotics or beat people with large sticks.
It would be much more accurate for the orange troll to refer to himself as an "animal". Many animals actively seek out the act of copulation, and have reproductive habits similar to his own.
As an actual animal, what are your thoughts on the Predator-in-Chief referring to violent gangs as "animals" ?
Answer:
I pity the Presidential predator. He obviously has no idea what an animal even is. The most common animals on earth are in fact nematodes, otherwise known as worms. Worms are not violent, nor are they affiliated with any gangs. They certainly don't deal narcotics or beat people with large sticks.
It would be much more accurate for the orange troll to refer to himself as an "animal". Many animals actively seek out the act of copulation, and have reproductive habits similar to his own.
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