Dear Dingo:
It pains me to say it, but I get concerned watching Joe Biden speak--his "gaffes" often look like some sort of senior moments. Should I panic?
Answer:
Don't fret, moderate. Just look up the term "Bushisms".
Crappy public speaking only concerns the pundits, to everyone else, it is 'more relatable'.
(Much like an ugly red MAGA hat)
Most voters fear intellectual 'elitists' and only trust those that remind them of their crazy uncle.
Thus, sit back, relax and enjoy the upcoming geezer gaffe match. Be glad Biden's twitter feeds are sane & not written by an orange baboon, thumping his chest in the oval office.
Dingo speaks
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Friday, February 28, 2020
Dems Will Now Martyr Themselves (?)
Dear Dingo:
I am getting fed up with right wing pundits calling Democrats "evil sickos". As most sane people know, it would be more accurate to call them empathetic do-gooders. Evil? Hardly.
Even worse, now the zealots are claiming Dems are dancing on their own graves, hoping to spread Corona virus in order to defeat Trump. They would risk their own illness and death?
Answer:
Yes. These stable genius Trump trolls believe:
A) Democrats are some sort of ancient pagan tribe-- throwing their own babies and grandma's into volcanos, all for political victory!
B) Liberals will spread the virus, as they secretly have access to the vaccine already.
Billionaire Bezos is already selling it at Whole Foods for $19.99 (next to the organic roasted chickens).
I am getting fed up with right wing pundits calling Democrats "evil sickos". As most sane people know, it would be more accurate to call them empathetic do-gooders. Evil? Hardly.
Even worse, now the zealots are claiming Dems are dancing on their own graves, hoping to spread Corona virus in order to defeat Trump. They would risk their own illness and death?
Answer:
Yes. These stable genius Trump trolls believe:
A) Democrats are some sort of ancient pagan tribe-- throwing their own babies and grandma's into volcanos, all for political victory!
B) Liberals will spread the virus, as they secretly have access to the vaccine already.
Billionaire Bezos is already selling it at Whole Foods for $19.99 (next to the organic roasted chickens).
The Party that Cried Socialist Wolf
Dear Dingo:
I am freaking out that Bernie Sanders might become the 2020 Democratic nominee! Won't it be too easy for Republicans to scream "pinko socialist" and make him unelectable ? Won't rich folks flip and vote Trump to save their finances? Isn't this helping Trump?
Answer:
Calm down moderate friend. No need to panic.
Here's the rub: Republicans have been branding all Democratic presidents/candidates "socialists" for years now. Roosevelt and JFK--socialists! Clinton and Obama--socialists!
If you call everyone a socialist, it makes it super easy for the real one to slip under the fence.
Secondly, Bernie & bros are banking on the fact that the majority of Americans aren't rich folks. Gladly throw a handful of blue state millionaires under the bus-- in order to replace them with thousands of new voters.
Lastly, in our "post facts Russian bot world", does anything resembling normalicy matter? What wins elections-- having the best internet trolls to spread crazy shit on Facebook. Bernie's got that.
Wednesday, February 5, 2020
And the Medal for Smoking Goes to.....
Dear Dingo:
Ugh. I am very embarrassed by the highly partisan spectacle of awarding the dumb sexist pig (aka Rush L.) the Medal of Freedom during the State of the Union Speech. Isn't it obvious that it was all done for theatrics?
Answer:
Of course theatrics, but Rush himself once said that he should be awarded "a medal for smoking". The Republican party couldn't come up with that medal, so they simply offered him the Presidential Medal of Freedom instead.
At least the medal was not for Rush's well known 'Butt Boil'--apparently the reason he received a deferment from Vietnam. Yes. National hero indeed.
Ugh. I am very embarrassed by the highly partisan spectacle of awarding the dumb sexist pig (aka Rush L.) the Medal of Freedom during the State of the Union Speech. Isn't it obvious that it was all done for theatrics?
Answer:
Of course theatrics, but Rush himself once said that he should be awarded "a medal for smoking". The Republican party couldn't come up with that medal, so they simply offered him the Presidential Medal of Freedom instead.
At least the medal was not for Rush's well known 'Butt Boil'--apparently the reason he received a deferment from Vietnam. Yes. National hero indeed.
Wednesday, January 29, 2020
Pompeo vs. Mary Louise Kelly
Dear Dingo:
There is quite a bit of chatter regarding Mike Pompeo and "That NPR reporter" (as if she has no name). Pompeo seemed to be surprised that Mary Louise Kelly knew anything at all--including where Ukraine was located! However, Mary Louise Kelly (just like him) attended Harvard. Why would Pompeo think she is dumb?
Answer:
He is a conservative.
Conservatives have very strict gender perceptions, anything different would blow their fragile minds and egos.
To them a woman is to be:
1- Seen and not heard.
2- Seen only in makeup and dresses.
3- Young and Hot
Their naive thinking comes from lack of exposure to educated women. Unfortunately, the only ladies they encounter are either: Fox news hosts, lying ass crazy bitches (aka Kelly Anne Conway), their own repressed wives, and perhaps an occasional porn star.
There is quite a bit of chatter regarding Mike Pompeo and "That NPR reporter" (as if she has no name). Pompeo seemed to be surprised that Mary Louise Kelly knew anything at all--including where Ukraine was located! However, Mary Louise Kelly (just like him) attended Harvard. Why would Pompeo think she is dumb?
Answer:
He is a conservative.
Conservatives have very strict gender perceptions, anything different would blow their fragile minds and egos.
To them a woman is to be:
1- Seen and not heard.
2- Seen only in makeup and dresses.
3- Young and Hot
Their naive thinking comes from lack of exposure to educated women. Unfortunately, the only ladies they encounter are either: Fox news hosts, lying ass crazy bitches (aka Kelly Anne Conway), their own repressed wives, and perhaps an occasional porn star.
Saturday, January 25, 2020
Pro Choice Trump
Dear Dingo:
I am especially perturbed that Rump (who was formerly very pro-choice) is now very fakely kissing evangelicals asses with his new found pro-life stance. To him, it is all just a game he wants to win. Not to mention, why do the right wingers feel that Americans have all sorts of "rights"-- yet they love to meddle with pro-choicers. Why the exception?
Answer:
Because right-wing zealots want to make sure everyone gets an opportunity to kill their children slowly...Because this is America, damn it!
You have the right to feed your children copious amounts of soda and sweets, rendering them obese and diabetic (don't worry the tax payers will cover the insulin!) You have the right to keep dangerous firearms at home (don't you worry that half the nation's suicides are by gun).
You have the right to spray your verdant lawn with crazy chemicals and give your kids cancer and asthma. You have the right to pollute the environment, as collapsed pollinators and climate change conditions make lovely gifts for future generations!
I am especially perturbed that Rump (who was formerly very pro-choice) is now very fakely kissing evangelicals asses with his new found pro-life stance. To him, it is all just a game he wants to win. Not to mention, why do the right wingers feel that Americans have all sorts of "rights"-- yet they love to meddle with pro-choicers. Why the exception?
Answer:
Because right-wing zealots want to make sure everyone gets an opportunity to kill their children slowly...Because this is America, damn it!
You have the right to feed your children copious amounts of soda and sweets, rendering them obese and diabetic (don't worry the tax payers will cover the insulin!) You have the right to keep dangerous firearms at home (don't you worry that half the nation's suicides are by gun).
You have the right to spray your verdant lawn with crazy chemicals and give your kids cancer and asthma. You have the right to pollute the environment, as collapsed pollinators and climate change conditions make lovely gifts for future generations!
Thursday, January 16, 2020
You Can't Choose Your Swing State Voters
Dear Dingo:
What is your own bitch perspective on the question--"can a woman be elected president?"
Answer:
From my days as a pup in Alaska--(aka a red state full of old sexist white men)
I did witness the unlikely election of a woman candidate called.....Sarah Palin!
As much as you may want to believe that the old men were wowed by her intelligence (lol) and policy ideas, they were not. The old horn bags admitted that their decision was based solely on the important factor of her being "hot". Proudly displaying "Coldest state, hottest governor" bumper stickers on their F-350 pick up trucks.
This my human friends, is the kind of voter you are up against when we talk about swing states. Not kombucha sipping intellectuals discussing the importance of gender pronouns.
And until you sissy la-las understand who your voters really are, you will be doomed.
What is your own bitch perspective on the question--"can a woman be elected president?"
Answer:
From my days as a pup in Alaska--(aka a red state full of old sexist white men)
I did witness the unlikely election of a woman candidate called.....Sarah Palin!
As much as you may want to believe that the old men were wowed by her intelligence (lol) and policy ideas, they were not. The old horn bags admitted that their decision was based solely on the important factor of her being "hot". Proudly displaying "Coldest state, hottest governor" bumper stickers on their F-350 pick up trucks.
This my human friends, is the kind of voter you are up against when we talk about swing states. Not kombucha sipping intellectuals discussing the importance of gender pronouns.
And until you sissy la-las understand who your voters really are, you will be doomed.
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