Dear Dingo:
The new communications director of the (formerly) most respected office in the world, has startled the nation with some revealing insights. Apparently, Chief of Staff Priebus is suffering from a devastating mental health crisis, while Steve Bannon is interested in achieving self administered fellatio. Will Bannon be receiving any sort of therapy, as the Christian right recommends for such a pursuit?
Answer:
Apparently, our new clown of the week, Scaramucci is himself a leaker--as he does not recognize that there is a Federal HIPPA law, prohibiting the release of another person's medical information to the public. (Of course, fake medical information is just called slander, which is perfectly ok kids!)
On the other hand, Bannons' reported preference for sausage sucking is certainly a topic the evangelicals should take very seriously. We wouldn't want him joining the military, would we?
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