Dearest Dingo:
The Orange madman leading our nation, only reads so called surveys and stats that please him, even if they are completely untrue. Not enough politicians seems to care that this fat emperor is wearing no clothes--many keep agreeing with his fantasy world!
What should I make of this kind of nonsense without going completely mad ??
Dear Human:
When in Rome...
Embrace the fact that we will be living in la-la land for the next few years.
Here is your chance to live out any childhood fantasy you may have had--the crazy kind where the adults told you to "grow up"--well no more !!!
See and hear what you want--and who is to say it is wrong---as long as it is true to you...
---Monster under the bed? Sure, you were probably right--he was there all along.
--Have you seen elves, fairies or bigfoot?? Of course you have, who would say you haven't?
--Senior citizen tooth fairy. Why should kids get all the fun? Try out this new mythological creature as you transition to dentures, placing your yellowed teeth and crowns under the pillow.
--Photoshop your prom pictures and post them on Facebook. Didn't go to the prom? Even better, just create a fake date. Then make sure to post "your reality." Also include shots of the epic party afterwards (increasing the crowd size is totally legit now--don't be shy to add a few hundred thousand).
--Fake polls. Ask your grandma, neighbor and dog if they like you. If all three say "yes", post this immediately! You are the most bestest person ever!
---Can you have a pony? Yes!
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