Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Smart People Bad

Dear Dingo:
I am trying to understand what an average American Joe Trump voter is really thinking. (That is, if they are thinking at all...) Over and over, I hear that these voters are "sticking it to the intellectual elites" and chipping away at the vast conspiracy called: science.
Dingo, help me understand---if these voters really think it is okay to hate "intellectuals", science and facts, why do they even bother sending their kids to school and telling them to get good grades?

Answer:
Get with the program! Education is for sissy cry baby liberals. Today's voter prefers to teach their kids alternate facts. To get an "A" in the new 'great' America, student's study topics such as: the biology of T-Rex and sheep cohabitation on Noah's ark. Or young earth science--- ancient Egypt is now older than the universe. Civics lessons examine Obama era governmental theatrical productions, produced solely to frame gun owners. Physical education is finally obsolete --as the body only contains a certain amount of energy that we would not want to waste. Lastly, reading and spelling is for losers. Covfefe everyone!! 




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