Dear Dingo:
I can not understand why so many working class Americans believe that a republican billionaire actually cares about them. Trump doesn't even pay taxes, while laughing at the middle class chumps that do.
Answer:
Apparently, the best way to fool the people is to put on a red ball cap, make fun of others and sexually harass women. "He ain't no liar or elite, he just like my buddy in the trailer next door!!
Because, as we all know, your buddy next door would make an excellent president.
Question:
Will the Trump voters even notice that the administration is filling up with all sorts of billionaires, not just the 'trustworthy' ones that grab women's privates?
Answer:
No. Not until the DNC figures out that the only way to get out the message is through cute cat videos or porn. Maybe then people will pay attention to 'real news'.
Dingo speaks
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Russians? What Russians?
Dear Dingo:
I just saw an interview with President Obama, in which he asks the question: why was the press obsessed with reading Clinton emails, but not the fact that Russians were hacking emails?
Can you answer this ?
Answer:
Yes I can. First of all, Americans have forgotten all about the Russians. As there is no reality show about them (at least in English) they have no idea about Putin or his kind of politics. To the average American, Russia is just some big country over yonder-- a chunk of land visible only to Sarah Palin. Maybe it is chilly, so they wear big coats and drink vodka, perfectly harmless ;)
Secondly, there are many under-educated folks, who seem to love being told what to think. So if you tell them--"you should really worry about Clinton emails" about 100 times per week, or just repeat the word "Benghazi", they will in fact do so. Lastly, if that doesn't get folks motivated--they simply recirculate Facebook posts about bizarre Clinton child predation schemes involving D.C. Pizza parlors.
The obvious solution: a new TV show for Americans called : "Keeping up with the Putins", it will involve tigers, shirtless Putin selfies, drab apartment buildings, poisonings and nuclear proliferation. Great television and Russia explained.
I just saw an interview with President Obama, in which he asks the question: why was the press obsessed with reading Clinton emails, but not the fact that Russians were hacking emails?
Can you answer this ?
Answer:
Yes I can. First of all, Americans have forgotten all about the Russians. As there is no reality show about them (at least in English) they have no idea about Putin or his kind of politics. To the average American, Russia is just some big country over yonder-- a chunk of land visible only to Sarah Palin. Maybe it is chilly, so they wear big coats and drink vodka, perfectly harmless ;)
Secondly, there are many under-educated folks, who seem to love being told what to think. So if you tell them--"you should really worry about Clinton emails" about 100 times per week, or just repeat the word "Benghazi", they will in fact do so. Lastly, if that doesn't get folks motivated--they simply recirculate Facebook posts about bizarre Clinton child predation schemes involving D.C. Pizza parlors.
The obvious solution: a new TV show for Americans called : "Keeping up with the Putins", it will involve tigers, shirtless Putin selfies, drab apartment buildings, poisonings and nuclear proliferation. Great television and Russia explained.
Friday, December 2, 2016
You are Whiny , but I am Awesome
Dear Dingo:
I have noticed that conservative commentators, windbags, fake press, you name it, call the anti-Trump protesters "whiny crybabies". Isn't this just plain weird , as Trump himself wanted to protest the election if he lost, and many protesters are in fact repulsed by him, not even his politics?
Answer:
Dear confused liberal. One of the reasons it is so hard to comprehend the current conservative political climate is that you need to understand, they don't care about your feelings or facts. The "winning strategy" is called: dehumanize and humiliate.
This works rather well in the canine world, and the GOP may have stolen the idea from the dogs. I make sure to obnoxiously sniff, mount and stare down the omega dog in my own household (daily!)--just to make sure the hairy bastard stays in his place. The sooner you delusional Democrats realize the other side doesn't care about your facts and feelings-- but instead will continue to mount you from behind, the better!
I have noticed that conservative commentators, windbags, fake press, you name it, call the anti-Trump protesters "whiny crybabies". Isn't this just plain weird , as Trump himself wanted to protest the election if he lost, and many protesters are in fact repulsed by him, not even his politics?
Answer:
Dear confused liberal. One of the reasons it is so hard to comprehend the current conservative political climate is that you need to understand, they don't care about your feelings or facts. The "winning strategy" is called: dehumanize and humiliate.
This works rather well in the canine world, and the GOP may have stolen the idea from the dogs. I make sure to obnoxiously sniff, mount and stare down the omega dog in my own household (daily!)--just to make sure the hairy bastard stays in his place. The sooner you delusional Democrats realize the other side doesn't care about your facts and feelings-- but instead will continue to mount you from behind, the better!
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
3 Million Illegal Republican Votes
Dear Dingo:
How is our Tweet-happy president elect so sure that 3 million illegal voters voted? Even if they did, who is to say they were votes for Democrats and not Republicans?
Answer:
This is just another wonderful example of our future emperors' foot-in-mouth disease. If he knew anything about elections in the USA, he would know that Republicans are the highly motivated voters, not Democrats. Everybody knows Democrats have to be dragged kicking and screaming to the polls. If Dems can't even motivate legitimate voters to stand in line and fill in the little dots, how the hell did they pull off the divine miracle of convincing three million fake voters to falsify ID"s and risk jail time, simply to vote?
Thus, the ONLY logical conclusion is that these millions of votes (that Trumper is so sure of!) were in fact cast for Republican candidates. And of course, why he freaks out over recounts.
How is our Tweet-happy president elect so sure that 3 million illegal voters voted? Even if they did, who is to say they were votes for Democrats and not Republicans?
Answer:
This is just another wonderful example of our future emperors' foot-in-mouth disease. If he knew anything about elections in the USA, he would know that Republicans are the highly motivated voters, not Democrats. Everybody knows Democrats have to be dragged kicking and screaming to the polls. If Dems can't even motivate legitimate voters to stand in line and fill in the little dots, how the hell did they pull off the divine miracle of convincing three million fake voters to falsify ID"s and risk jail time, simply to vote?
Thus, the ONLY logical conclusion is that these millions of votes (that Trumper is so sure of!) were in fact cast for Republican candidates. And of course, why he freaks out over recounts.
Sunday, November 27, 2016
One Million Dogs Voted!
Dear Dingo:
Why would a prominent person keep tweeting unverified falsehoods about *so called* "illegal voters". If they even exist--who are they?
Answer:
They are dogs. My canine compadres and I communicate secretly via "Barker". We are part of a vast network of sleuth four legged voters. Not only do we stand upright and wear colorful outfits, we ride from precinct to precinct in fancy buses while nibbling on rawhide chews. After departing our bus, we eagerly present fake driver's licenses to the clueless pollsters, sign by paw and fool everybody! This has already been reported by "numerous sources", so you know it must be true...
Why would a prominent person keep tweeting unverified falsehoods about *so called* "illegal voters". If they even exist--who are they?
Answer:
They are dogs. My canine compadres and I communicate secretly via "Barker". We are part of a vast network of sleuth four legged voters. Not only do we stand upright and wear colorful outfits, we ride from precinct to precinct in fancy buses while nibbling on rawhide chews. After departing our bus, we eagerly present fake driver's licenses to the clueless pollsters, sign by paw and fool everybody! This has already been reported by "numerous sources", so you know it must be true...
Monday, November 21, 2016
Why Do You Care?
Dear Dingo:
Trump's spokesperson Kellyanne, said we shouldn't care that Trump tweets juvenile criticisms of musicals, TV shows and gets into silly twitter feuds. I think Americans should care, because he can't attack people's right to free speech. Who is correct?
Answer:
Certainly you are. Those that have a brain or are slightly sane, know that this national embarrassment needs to grow up and stop acting like an elected man baby.
Unless of course, the orange menace is diabolically distracting Americans to divert attention away from real issues (like his fraud settlement!) One can hope, because a prez with toddler tantrums + access to nuclear weapons, could create slightly bigger problems than playground spats..
Trump's spokesperson Kellyanne, said we shouldn't care that Trump tweets juvenile criticisms of musicals, TV shows and gets into silly twitter feuds. I think Americans should care, because he can't attack people's right to free speech. Who is correct?
Answer:
Certainly you are. Those that have a brain or are slightly sane, know that this national embarrassment needs to grow up and stop acting like an elected man baby.
Unless of course, the orange menace is diabolically distracting Americans to divert attention away from real issues (like his fraud settlement!) One can hope, because a prez with toddler tantrums + access to nuclear weapons, could create slightly bigger problems than playground spats..
Friday, November 18, 2016
Get in the Time Machine Kiddos
Dear Dingo:
Why is Trump filling his cabinet with scary old racist men, that should have been moth-balled a long time ago? How can I possibly explain this to my children who have grown up in a more tolerant America?
Answer:
This is the "Trump Time Machine", where we all get a chance to zoom backwards, not only a few years, but many, many decades! Your kids will no longer need to waste their time going to living history museums, reading or watching episodes of Madmax. Instead, they will be granted the more vivid opportunity of experiencing America's segregationist history first hand!
Why is Trump filling his cabinet with scary old racist men, that should have been moth-balled a long time ago? How can I possibly explain this to my children who have grown up in a more tolerant America?
Answer:
This is the "Trump Time Machine", where we all get a chance to zoom backwards, not only a few years, but many, many decades! Your kids will no longer need to waste their time going to living history museums, reading or watching episodes of Madmax. Instead, they will be granted the more vivid opportunity of experiencing America's segregationist history first hand!
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